Hello hello hello our most excellent internet family!

We are bringing Yuletide greetings and all the seasons festivities to sprinkle ‘pon thee 🎄

Digging around for the origins of Satan Claws himself, we have also discovered Icelands excellent Christmas tradition of the ‘Yule Lads’, which sounds like a bunch of lads out on the lash at Christmas and we are living for it ⛄️

Let’s also never forget the imp that C used to embody by simply existing, and the physical, mental and emotional damage she caused to not only those within our circle, but also the poor unfortunate souls that had the misfortune of living within a 3 mile radius.

Not limited to her own whirlwind of destruction, she spread her impish ways to those suffering with terminal diseases and loudly proclaimed how excellent it was and how they should definitely buy her wares. Stranger still, she’s not the only one..

She may however, be the only one inspecting dogs genitals.. tune in to find out why on gods green earth this is happening.

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