First things first: Jimmy Kimmel was canceled and we think that’s complete bullshit, and that’s all we’ll say on that.

Now, on to the rest of the chaos:

• Taylor Frankie is the next Bachelorette, and we have so many thoughts.
• Jelly Roll is out here thriving with major life changes and we’re cheering him on.
• Zach Bryan has incredible music but so many potential red flags? We’re cautiously vibing. And seriously...Brianna and Samantha are the same person and no one can convince us otherwise.

Then it’s time to get unhinged about Quicksilver. We go deep on questions, theories, romances, and everything that has us in a chokehold. We are in love, we are spiraling, and we are not okay.