In this episode John becomes a songwriter for the stars, gets peeping-tom’ed, uses the word ‘fuck’ a record-breaking nine times in one sentence, and is the most-fifth-excited he’s ever been in his life. Cinnamon makes a rock & roll mad-lib. Ed Madill of Wyla reveals that he chooses his band members based on how they smell. We also have excellent music:

• X-ray Vision with Beat Girl
• The Cannonball Jars with Still Time (Ben’s Demo)
• Wyla with Elevator Went
• White Denim with Magazin
• Milk Dick with Renaissance Faire
• Jenny Don’t and the Spurs with Rattlesnakes and Dogs

Thank you to our sponsor, El Rancho Morbido. Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Ed Madill of Wyla for the excellent interview, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing.