Google says it's undulating, but I really thought it was ungulating. No one can say for sure. Well, maybe Rob Zombie or Neil Simon could. You should ask them.

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Ryan can be found on bsky @stoopkidliveson or on instagram @premiumheartny.

Michael can be found on Letterboxd @michaelmrader.

Oh and instrumentation for "My Wife's Butt" provided by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio