There once was a gallant prince. Handsome, charming, and possessed of
amazing acrobatic abilities, he saved the day and won the heart of the
princess. Wait, no, that's too trite. Let's try again. There once was a
prince. Wanting to prove that he was gallant, he made a grave error. This
led to him doing some really cool parkour fighting and having witty banter
while trying to defeat Ja... the evil vizier. Also, time daggers.