"We have coupons so the value of the items we stole drops below felony level!" Not us, mind you. But you have to hear that story!  It did lead to a story of Tim's dad's fatherly advice when Tim got in trouble. We also talked about Pew Research's most striking findings of 2023, the history of ugly Christmas sweaters, and our Christmas gift idea of the day for that someone who likes it HOT!