Which butter do you think is better?  This week, NASA tries to turn on a spacecraft. I assume they asked if they’ve ever launched here often.  A guy finds a weird bug at Walmart, and does the most People of Walmart thing with it. Catches it and walks around with it in his hand as he shops.  A big cat was found in Ohio that was on cocaine. The question is how does it 12 step to make amends all those birds it ate?  A man dies in his hoarder house.  Finally, a guy walks out his front door and gets Granny Gatored. We wish you a merry Shimpmas, and welcome back to The Hour.