In this unusually brief episode, Marcel Centrally Plans the Newspapers in his ideal society, Dan Makes An Overly Specific Relationship Metaphor, and Neither Of Us Are Getting Jobs with the Republican Party of Texas.

Leftovers:
Second Suez Canal Crisis
Techxodus [00:09:00]
Max Blumenthal Dabs on Twitter Censorship [00:18:20]
Conservative Columnists at Chronicles are Cuckoo For Cancel Culture [00:29:45]

Democrats:
Defense Department Grunts Intimidates Congresspeople [00:48:10]
Biden Holds Press Conference [53:20]
Defense Department Officers Actively Subvert Afghan Peace Deal [57:10]
Defense Department Non-Combative Enlisted "Smite" Civilian Reporter Critical of Their Political Initiatives [1:01:50]

Republicans:
Greg Abbot Takes A Stand Against Big Tech, Antisemitism [1:14:35]

Libertarians:
Nobody Can Beat Nick Sarwark [1:17:55]

Media:
Shitlibs Going After SubStack [1:24:00]

Clown World:
A Tale of Two Shootings [1:32:30]
Democrat Abuse Resistance Education [1:36:40]
Marcel Shills For The Globalists for 20 Min [1:40:30]

AND We Teach You How To Be A Real Freethinking Dissident