Our friend Beam Enforcer General, aka BEG, is BACK! But now very sleepy. We're a BIT too drunk. This week, Battle Fever J puts their mouthes on a lot of things.

BATTLE FEVER J DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:

• Any time there is dancing.

• Any time Battle France speaks "French".

• Any time there are animal antics.

• Any time Miss America and Battle France primp together.

• Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.

• Any time a scarf flaps in the face.

• Any time Miss America has a wedgie.

• Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.

• Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.

• Any time there is excessive lens flare.

• Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.

• Any time a child is kidnapped.

• Any time Battle Fever Robo changes weapons.

• Once for a double shot, and then another drink for each additional shot.

• Any time Miss America has suspiciously LARGE GENITALIA.

• Any time you feel like it.Oh I don't KNOW.