Johnny and Christopher come out at the bell swinging. They slap fight the hell outta each other with Top Five things that bug the shit about each other. (Spoiler: Johnny’s list reads more like a love letter. He finally admits how smitten he is with Christopher. It’s rather disgusting.) They discuss their adventures at WonderCon. (Spoiler: Christopher and Nick the Tooth explored he convention together. Johnny doesn’t play well with others, so he was by himself.) They recommend some stuff. (Spoiler: Christopher knows that nobody will like his recommendation, and he doesn’t care. To hell with you all.) Enjoy!