Congratulations to Alex for landing a part-time job! Caitlin is plotting for this summer to be the summer of Casino Seibold, which will kick off with the wedding Alex is bringing her to in May. Alex brings his first Old Man Yells At Cloud to the table for the purposes of defending Our Lord and Savior Ben and Jerry's and Caitlin endorses Waka Flocka Flame for president in 2016. Other topics include a brand new segment called Go Fund Yourself and the nonexistence of The Beatles. Please, take a seat.