Ok so this title is purposefully misleading.  Sounds like some military drill line, but I'm actually talking about dating apps and the constant left and right swipes in the hopes of finding real happiness.  Too bad so many of those profiles can be so easily faked, or be bots (seriously, how does Tinder not have a Captcha yet?), or just generally misleading as people show off their "best selves" just like on all other social media.  Or those people that write things in their bio like, "I'm a bitch, deal with it" or that just scream F*CKBOI, showing off their worst selves and expecting others to deal with their lack of emotional stability.  Anyway, today we talk (read: bullshit) about dating in a modern world.

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