Blood the trade, dear listeners! In this episode Murph leads Froo down a tuna-scented rabbit hole of internet madness. This five year tale spreads from the Mommy Blogs of Get Off My Internets, the Blog Wars of Serge and Monica, Cambridge huckster Caroline Calloway, and even some famous pies from Kutchie’s Key West Cafe. No cap cap cap cap cap cap, and certainly No foretold!

If that is not enough, we get an update on Etsy darling Cowboy Wormie, and Murph gets the definitive answer on if he would have survived a school shooting.

Credit to Chilluminati Podcast for initial research into this mystery: https://open.spotify.com/show/71Dnx4yKkQ0TfPWWu3swYP?si=5495df897dab45f4

TIMESTAMPS

1:23---The Decompress: Cowboy Wormie goes viral; Review of the Oregon Ape Caves; Murph recommends Youtubers

17:56---Show & Tell: "Would you survive a school shooting?" Quiz; Cats by Amblin Entertainment

35:33---Main Topic: r/LVSS

• 35:40--What Kind of Internet Mystery Is This?
• 39:44--Caroline Calloway: The Gatsby of Cambridge
• 46:00--PersonalHedgehog
• 56:00--5 Years Prior, on GOMI
• 1:19:49--The Ballad of Bill and Shannon
• 1:30:15--Something Smells Fishy
• 1:39:36--ENILORAC Spelled Backwards Is...
• 1:50:49--The LVSS Anthology
• 2:05:58--Meet-up at the 7/11
• 2:12:50--"Greetings, From the Architect"