TJ reads a loving story of romance, passion, and velociraptors. Just kidding. There is no love or romance. Just Velociraptors proving their dominance and the first time we've ever heard a descriptor for a dinosaur vagina. So there's that. 

Today's readings:

Root Her REHOST - Gold Shy Guy

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

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