Christmas is just around the corner, so what better way to celebrate the holiday spirit than talking about an absolutely horrible yuletide horror movie? Co-host Damon Shell and I dive down the chimney and discuss the cinematic trainwreck that is 'Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toymaker', a film wholly unrelated to the original Santa Claus slasher film, and starring Mickey Rooney, an actor who originally bashed the franchise. Imagine 'Home Alone' meets 'Pinocchio' meets 'Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys,' meets Toy Story, and you're halfway close to understanding this crap-tastic classic. But don't worry, we'll cover all the plot basics, behind-the-scenes trivia, and why this white elephant gift of a film is more than worth your time (we even have an Amazon link to purchase for the morbidly curious).