This week, we’re blessed with the Laguna Beach reunion we didn’t even know we needed…and yes, Kristin Cavallari is still our favorite mean girl. Then it’s back to messy modern drama with Stassi Schroeder vs. Meghan Markle and we’re obviously team Stassi. Of course, there’s always room for more Taylor Swift love, because when is there not?

And just when we were about to deliver our regularly scheduled Quicksilver update, Emily steals the mic and unleashes all her thoughts on Assassin’s Blade because apparently, keeping that in was never an option.

Spoilers, nostalgia, and unhinged SJM spirals = the holy trinity.