"When you buy furniture, you tell yourself that's it, that's the last sofa, I'm gonna need. Whatever else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled..."

If you've ever felt like that sofa problem was the tip of the iceberg into your own little Project Mayhem, you're going to want to put down your Paper Street Soap and tune in as Crystal Jenkins with Re/Max Downtown & James Nemeh with Spectrum Global Financial welcome The Chaos Ninja; Lisa Cather, into their underground club.