Entirely by choice, your host is going on a last minute holiday. It has nothing to do with the bank or any squirrels. And, to get you in the travel mood, this episode features star-guided travel phrases for every sign.

Created by Jon Madge

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Twitter: @horopod

Text to Speech: luvvoice.com

Music: Parisian Café by Aaron Kenny, Night Raptor – Goliath