In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas wander to and from through the following topics:

- Barnabas doing rich people things by buying a new car and posting about it on social media

- What cars should different levels of pastor drive?

- The new Instagram hotness: Preacher 'N Sneakers

- Is the outpouring of grief over the Notre Dame fire insane?

- The deflation of language and why it means nothing any more