• Yelp Desk - Reel M Inn (01:28)
• Letters of intent before your ABCs (17:10)
• Professor Urban Meyer? (24:40)
• Matt is worried he's aligned with conspiracy theorists (31:23)
• What do you have to hide? (35:56)

  Intro/Outro - "A Little Bit of Heat" by Cha Nwabara

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