Kelly has finally gotten a sense of Junji Ito (it's a pun, trust me), before we take a bit of a mulligan and talk about 2006's Christmas classic (???) Dracula! You know, the Masterpiece Theater adaptation of Dracula that's only 89 minutes long? What could possibly go wrong?? Get in the Blair Witch basement with us as we discuss blood cults, how much the Harkers are characters for sure, and syphilis, way more than you might guess.