What if all the 80s tough guy movies merged into one, unintelligible cacophony of testosterone and illiteracy? Let's find out!
Dire warnings of the Monster Asteroid hurtling towards the Earth!! Will the HAARP save us? It's time for ACTION!!
Does Adventure Time have an adverse effect on the elderly? It's led to an uptick in geriatric STDs.
Prognosis Negative for the American future.