We’ve always wondered what it’s like to rub shoulders with the great and good, and thankfully for us Simon’s here to tell us as he enjoys the corporate seats at the Allianz Arena. We find what makes a Bayern Munich buffet, meeting celebrity footballers, and how not to be a fan.

We also look at what some have termed Clubsterben (the death of clubs) in Berlin which has seen Gay and Lesbian clubs close as costs increase. We also discuss the similar issues seen across hospitality, and ask whether the local government should step in to protect important community spaces.

Theme tune courtesy of Kloß mit Soß