We are introduced to the best thing about all of Battle Fever J, as far as we know (as of the moment I write this, we're at episode 39): Salome. We are #blessed she has arrived to save us from this rather unspectacular season.

Long live Salome.

New drinking rules, 14 & 15. 14 was submitted by our patron Elbot! 

BATTLE FEVER J DRINKING RULES

Take a drink:

• Any time there is dancing.

• Any time Battle France speaks "French".

• Any time there are animal antics.

• Any time Miss America and Battle France primp together.

• Any time a non-sentai group of people get straight-up murdered.

• Any time a scarf flaps in the face.

• Any time Miss America has a wedgie.

• Any time the scale of an object changes dramatically.

• Any time a special effect is achieved by playing the film in reverse.

• Any time there is excessive lens flare.

• Any time someone rolls down a dirt hill.

• Any time a child is kidnapped.

• Any time Battle Fever Robo changes weapons.

• Once when the henshin/roll call is stock footage, Thrice if it is unique to the episode.

• Drink whenever a character is duplicated on-screen/split-screened. Drink for each duplicate.

• Once for a double shot, and then another drink for each additional shot.

• Any time Miss America has suspiciously LARGE GENITALIA.

• Any time you feel like it.