When camping, it’s important to remember two things: first, make sure to bring the right cold cuts for your s’mores and second, don’t buy pants from AliExpress.

 

Episode ingredients: our shitty tents, Ben’s harem pants, How to Train Your Cat, Illegal Zoo, Dracula MD, Brought to You By, does this still count as murder?, Secular Smackdown, and The Hit List - bad liquor