The tell-tale flute of doom stalks your podcast heroes as they confront the darkest foe of all – the Chakotay backstory episode. Can you keep a straight face as Joseph and Peter confront the grim reality that comes with terrible performances, atrocious makeup, and writing so bad that the phrase 'rubber tree people' gets used multiple times? At least we get to watch Snarf Snarf get beat up by a hawk, right? Please make it stop.