"And to drink a Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, and orange drink, A Sprite and coffee, decaf too, A lowfat milk, also an orange juice. I love McDonald’s, good time great taste, and I get this all at one place."  McDonald's should have included a disclosure in that song about how hot their coffee is.  I mean, it's fuckin' coffee!  It's not supposed to be that hot, right?....  Insert eye roll here.  If some crazy bitch can sue for lack of common sense, can I sue for getting stale fries instead of fresh, hot, salty ones?  Because to be honest, I'm NOT lovin' it...  This is just the tip of the iceberg y'all.  There are so many outlandish lawsuits out there, it makes you wonder when the circus will end.  We mock a few cases, from the McDonald's coffee hater to whiplash from big titties and all the way over to PETA trying to protect the macaque (pronounced muh-cock) monkey's selfie as a copyright issue...  Whether you agree with these lawsuits or disagree with them, this episode is sure to amuse you in some fashion!  Hate it, love it - honestly, we don't give a fuck.  We just want to thank Norwegian for bringing our Donkey back safely!  Those cruise ships never fail to stay out of the news.  And what the fuck is Dave trying to pull from Man Brain Podcast?!  We know it's him running around with a big stinky pile of poo mask on, posing to be Hank...