SCP 54756573646179, it is very common, with a threat level of BLACK. SCP 54756573646179 is contained within a holding cell fitted with sound proof walls, neon signs, and two microphones so that researchers can listen in on this mysterious phenomenon. SCP 54756573646179 consists of two idiots, who have been given adult money, and believe they are entertaining enough to be listened to.  

Proceed with caution.