• NCAA Tournament and Matt's jinxed sports teams (01:29)
• Gronk done? (08:04)
• No-Climax Cam (11:38)
• Sexual bucket list revisited (16:45)
• This week in Russia (42:34)

  Intro/Outro - "A Little Bit of Heat" by Cha Nwabara

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