As usual, we kick off this episode with some listener feedback! We discuss small victories and opulent wedding cakes. We get to hear if our advice worked on a woman who was shacking up with her boyfriend in Vegas as well as a girl who is determined to start a pants company with Dana! We also discuss monster cats, weed oil, and songs that help people.

We fully dedicate this episode to Absolute Yoursts and kick it off with The Royer Trilogy. We then follow-up with a very comprehensive list of how to approach the homeless population. We also hear about a woman’s disastrous trip to Lowe’s, a terrible technique to get a guy’s attention, and a mom’s tortured journey to a child’s birthday party. Finally we hear the most terrifying catfishing story and Dana loses her shit.

This episode culminates in a heartfelt apology to Neva. We love you, grandma!  

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**NOTE**

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