We wish we were lying, but we are not. The boy are once again, trapped in their cubicles for another year after receiving the devastating news that Barstool denied a partnership with Lunch Beers.

Good thing we're in sales and absolute degenerates and will find a way through ONCE AGAIN. Until that happens, our lunch hours will continue to look like group therapy sessions. So clock out (or don't), twist off that bottle neck, and drown in your sorrows with us, this week, on Lunch Beers.