Just like The Beatles’ Mr Kite, tonight Sam and Dan are topping the bill, and a splendid time is indeed guaranteed for all, as we present to you Episode 26 of Dogger Saints; An Unofficial St. Johnstone Podcast!

The lads are thrilled this week to be joined by Perth-raised thespian and Saints fan Colin McCredie to discuss his love of the Saints, the return of the theatre, his experience of co-commentating behind closed doors, and much more in a lovely chat.

It has long been said that only proper football teams play Galatasaray one night and then Arbroath three days later, and we happen to agree, so we discuss both games and their own (at times) beautiful variations, and look forward to the prizes we were all after anyway, a Shaggers Conference League Play-Off tie with LASK Linsk and (ah, not this shit again) a quarter-final Derby that’s not a Derby against Dundee.

Just like 90s quiz mainstay and butter knife wielding madman Chris Tarrant, we want to give you more than that, and boy oh boy we do! A trip to the Club Shop of Shame raises an awful lot of questions about certain sinister board game characters, the letter E for the Alphabet There is settled, we totally bottle this weeks Theme Team and the ULTIMATE trip to the Royal finally happens!

We give you all this and so much more. What an event. What a time to be alive. Get there!