This week, the espresso is strong and the takes are straight black—no sugar, no apologies. We start with a deep dive into the wildest WNBA promo of all time—DILDO NIGHT?! Yeah, you read that right. Then, I peel back the curtain on my own bloodwork results and why they got me rethinking some things (or not). From there, we hit the culture with zero brakes: Why are y’all STILL asking Trick Daddy about his dating preferences? Enough already. Ari Lennox and the fake outrage over Martin—is it really about colorism or are we just looking for something to cancel? Drake fans, blink twice if you’re tired. It must be exhausting defending that man every week. Trump Burger’s owner detained by ICE?! The irony writes itself. Kamala Harris says she’s out the political game because “it’s rigged”—let’s unpack that. Why fathers NEED to take their daughters fishing before TikTok raises them. And finally, which federal agency has the BEST PR team in America? The answer will shock you. It’s raw, it’s reckless, it’s righteous—exactly what you came for. Press play, pour up something strong, and let’s get culturally inappropriate together.

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