Every day it’s the same: You walk alone to school, sit alone at school, walk home alone from school. You are hated by all and most intensely by yourself. Then one day Alexandra appears. Alexandra moves into the house up the block and she walks to school alone every day too. At first Alexandra leaves her house well after you leave yours, silently trailing far behind you along the route to school but as the months wear on, Alexandra times her exit to coincide with your passing of her house. You start walking together and a wholly wholesome friendship grows. Love blossoms not long after. She calls you her secret boyfriend. You are happy as a clam. You're on top of the world. You gladly give her your soul and Alexandra laps it up hungrily. Then one day Maureen Tucker sees you and Alexandra together and she blabs it to EVERYONE and your secret affair is a secret no more and Alexandra's so embarrassed she tells her parents you raped her and you’ve been in juvy three years now and still haven’t made a friend in the whole stinking place, rejected even by the rejects now. Thank God for W3 Thr33 Tr0lls, they’re the only friends you need anyway you tell yourself as you slip the earbuds in and the tears slip down your face.