Desert Donkeys Ep. 26: Disney Money Printers, March Madness Meltdowns & a Spring Break Broken Arm

After a kid-chaos spring break hiatus, the Desert Donkeys return to recap how spring break used to mean PB&Js and video games, not Disneyland price-gouging and two-hour lines for Guardians of the Galaxy. They break down Duke’s brutal March Madness collapse, debate UConn vs Illinois and Michigan vs U of A, and swap gambling takes—plus shout out “Wyatt,” their new AI picks bot that sometimes tells them to stop being degenerates. The conversation pivots to golf picks and Masters speculation, then to Tiger’s latest legal trouble and the logic of not having a driver. They close with a brutal spring break ski story: Max breaks his arm on a jump, sparking a wider rant about how dangerous skiing really is, and they make a bet on who wins it all.

00:00 Back From Hiatus

00:14 Spring Break Chaos

01:04 Growing Up Broke

02:12 Disneyland Money Trap

03:39 Guardians Ride Trauma

06:28 Disney Hacks And Weirdos

07:55 Mushrooms At Disney

08:15 Duke Collapse Breakdown

10:54 UConn Betting Trends

12:51 Gambling Recap And Picks

16:56 March Madness Stakes

17:21 Record Viewership Buzz

18:17 AI Betting Picks

19:20 Golf Pool Strategy

20:13 Masters Predictions

22:20 Tiger Crash Fallout

28:02 Ski Trip Injury

31:17 Skiing Danger Stories

33:57 Wrap Up And Wagers