We meant to talk about Fall Girl Energy — you know, the cozy vibes, emotional shutdowns, and pumpkin-spice chaos that come with sweater season — but naturally, we went way off the rails.

Somewhere between football bets, Canadian vs. American Thanksgiving debates, and questionable Halloween costume choices, Kelly and Christy manage to unpack the emotional inflation of the season — and why “doing less” might just be our new religion.

Basically, it’s Hot Girl Summer’s introverted cousin who wears layers, sets boundaries, and wears fewer bras.

Grab your latte (or don’t — we’re not pumpkin spice people anyway) and dive in. 🍁