And really, who does? Communists.
Communists want scurvy.
And LINKS!
Mittens whipped Newt like one-armed by-the-hour S&M hooker that was parked in a loading zone. And then went and won a primary.
Why doesn’t anyone like Mitt? Is it the hair? Is it the fake smile? Is it the unsubstantiated rumor that I’m starting that he’s going to make fundamentalist Mormonism the official state religion?
No, it’s probably because he doesn’t like the poor. To be fair, I don’t like the poor either.
IPOH NO HE DI’IN’T! Okay, that doesn’t work there.
Okay, we talked about more than that. A lot more. Like, an hour’s worth. So go ahead and listen to it, and make sure to tell me how it goes. God knows I don’t want to relive that.