We're back from vacation and uh-oh forgot how to podcast! This week's episode has all of its teeth and showers an appropriate amount of times. It also has terrible bacon analogies, unspecified tests, and the pitch for next big romantic comedy that Nicholas Sparks WISHES he came up with.

PLUS, a special announcement about next week's episode!

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