Welcome to Brunettes Who Bitch! In this episode, we’re stepping off the ice and straight into The Life of a Showgirl, Taylor Swift’s newest era. We’re matching each track from the album to NHL players and teams that perfectly capture the energy, drama, and emotion of every song. From heartbreak anthems that scream Original Six chaos to confidence bangers that could only belong to certain superstars, we’ve got takes that’ll make Swifties and hockey fans alike nod in agreement (or yell at us in the comments).