This week, we officially enter our next Swiftie era with all our thoughts, feelings, and favorite lyrics from The Life of a Showgirl…and yes, we’ve been listening on repeat. And side note, Tori is now a baker.

Then we take a detour into disappointment with two reality TV OGs:

• Farrah Abraham for thinking it’s chill to let her 16-year-old get tattoos…we hope it’s a publicity stunt.
• Kim Zolciak for removing her daughter’s freckles…permanently. Ma’am…why?!

We also circle back to one of our favorite people to hate, Meghan Markle, and her truly tone-deaf move during her Paris trip. We have thoughts. Obviously.

Then it’s back to the bookish chaos as Tori gives her latest Quicksilver update, full of theories, questions, and emotional spirals. And Emily is right there with her.

Celebrity drama and book-fueled obsession with wine AND Tori’s bread on hand…the perfect mix.