https://archive.org/download/avocadogamescast_ep26/Podcast%2026%20edit%203.mp3
Merve
BannerThief
Otakunomike
Science is Bad
0:15 – Introductions
2:50 – Merve Has a Nintendo Switch
9:05 – Science is Bad Plays Golf Games
16:55 – What BannerThief Has Been Playing
21:10 – What Ninjaneer Has Been Playing (and Anticipating)
31:35 – Otakunomike Plays Fire Emblem
34:55 – JRPGs Are Long
38:05 – Video Game Doctor: Introduction
39:25 – Let’s Fix Yooka-Laylee
50:30 – Review Controversies
1:01:35 – Let’s Fix The King of Fighters XIV
1:09:50 – Let’s Fix Fallout 4
1:22:10 – Let’s Fix Valkyria Revolution
1:30:30 – Let’s Fix Sunless Sea
1:43:30 – Let’s Fix Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit
Download Link: https://archive.org/details/avocadogamescast_ep26
Linkdump, spoiler warnings, and content warnings after the jump. Header image font by the late Neale Davidson.
Introductions (0:15)
Scottish surgeon Robert Liston performed an amputation with a 300% mortality rate. (Source: io9)Correction: We joked about killing the personification of EA, Ubisoft, and 2K on Episode #17, “The James Cameron Submersible.”Merve Has a Nintendo Switch (2:50)
Launch trailer for Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle. (Source: Nintendo on YouTube)Science is Bad Plays Golf Games (9:05)
Launch trailer for Everybody’s Golf. (Source: PlayStation on YouTube)Reveal trailer for Golf Story. (Source: SideBarGames on YouTube)Steam store page for Winning Putt: Golf Online.Correction: Merve visited the GameRage page for PangYa; the official website is no longer up.What BannerThief Has Been Playing (16:55)
Kotaku article on Death Cargo.Steam store page for The Escapists 2.Wikipedia article on the film Face/Off.Wikipedia article on the Syfy reality competiton show Face Off.Pictures of Sam Worthington and Jai Courtney. (Source: Wikipedia)What Ninjaneer Has Been Playing (and Anticipating) (21:10)
Steam store page for Absolver.Rabbit is a video chat and social streaming app.Wikipedia article on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.Launch trailer for Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite. (Source: PlayStation on YouTube)Roster for Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite. (Source: Wikipedia)Steam store page for Resident Evil 7.The movie Cube is actually available for rental on Steam.Steam store page for Q.U.B.E: Director’s Cut.Wikipedia article for Star Gladiator Episode I: Final Crusade.Otakunomike Plays Fire Emblem (31:35)
Steam store page for the upcoming Total War: Warhammer II.Wikipedia article on Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn.JRPGs Are Long (34:55)
Wikipedia article on Persona 5.Steam store page for NieR:Automata.Steam store page for West of Loathing.Steam store page for Binary Domain.Wikipedia article on the Disgaea series.Steam store page for Tales of Zestiria.Wikipedia article on Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth.Wikipedia article on Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE.Video Game Doctor: Introduction (38:05)
Let’s Fix Yooka-Laylee (39:25)
Steam store page for Yooka-Laylee.Review Controversies (50:30)
26 minutes of Dean Takahashi being terrible at Cuphead. (Source: VentureBeat on YouTube)Wikipedia article on the Famitsū scoring system.Correction: The negative review of NieR:Automata where the author openly stated they hadn’t played beyond Route A was in the Financial Post.Justin McElroy’s failed Nier review. (Source: Engadget, which is where Joystiq content is archived)Jim Sterling on his Hellblade review controversy. (Source: The Jimquisition)The Bug Report by Matt McMuscles of Super Best Friends. (Source: Matt McMuscles on YouTube)Let’s Fix The King of Fighters XIV (1:01:35)
Steam store page for The King of Fighters XIV.The upcoming BlazBlue game with characters from Persona 4 Arena and RWBY is BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle. (Source: Kotaku)Let’s Fix Fallout 4 (1:09:50)
Content warning: Mentions of domestic abuse.
Steam store page for Fallout 4.Nukapedia page on Preston Garvey. (Source: Fallout Wiki on Wikia)Let’s Fix Valkyria Revolution (1:22:10)
Launch trailer for Valkyria Revolution. (Source: GameSpot Trailers)Wikipedia article for Valkyria Chronicles II.The bundle that included some questionable “anime” games was the Humble Hunie Sakura Bundle. It is no longer available for sale. (Source: Humble Bundle)Steam store page for Hatoful Boyfriend.Wikipedia article on Katawa Shoujo.The wheelchair-bound character in Grand Theft Auto V is Lester Crest. (Source: GTA Wiki on Wikia)Let’s Fix Sunless Sea (1:30:30)
Steam store page for Sunless Sea.Wikipedia article on Infinity Blade.Steam store page for Rogue Legacy.Steam store page for The Binding of Isaac.Steam store page for Spelunky.Clarification: Steel Battalion wasn’t developed by Hideo Kojima. (Source: Wikipedia)“Luck” modifiers and bad streak breakers in XCOM: Enemy Within. (Source: PCGamesN)Let’s Fix Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit (1:43:30)
SPOILERS FOR INDIGO PROPHECY.
Steam store page for Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Remastered.E3 2017 trailer for Detroit: Become Human. (Source: PlayStation on YouTube)The joke tweet from @kshipwhitecat about a made-up conversation between David Cage and Yoko Taro. (Source: archived from Twitter)Conclusion (1:52:10)
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