Thankfully the title of the podcast does not describe any of Spurs' current players as, at the moment, it is all smiles as far as the YE1 crew are concerned.

On this international break edition, Ian and the team assess the topsy-turvy form from our last pod up until back-to-back wins over Brighton and West Ham!

We also pay homage to Jermain Defoe after he announced his retirement at the age of 39, and look back at some of our club's greatest January signings, as well as players we wish had turned out in a Tottenham shirt, and have we progressed as a club since football shut down two years ago amid the coronavirus pandemic.

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