This is it, the absolute nadir of Spielberg: Ready Player One.

From the incredibly generic, fresh off the assembly line shit story, to the insufferable "I recognize that!" cinematography, we gut this Reddit wet-dream and leave nothing unexamined. Fulfilling a prophecy from a previous episode, one of the boys walked out of this movie!

Plus: Borrowed nostalgia, Nickelodeon woes, easter eggs, Jean Baudrillard, and more!