The Malf-boy who Lived!

We've got a special guest straight from the hometown of Shania Twain or Tim Horton... or whatever. It's our studio audience, Tess! She tells us of a surprising patronus test and a bunch of lies from her childhood. Then we do a heart-warming Meet Your Podcasters which reveals what Amortentia would smell like to us. Now we're on to the topic: Draco Malfoy! We really dig deep into a serious character analysis. And then we talk about an internet sex quiz. Next we have a deep Fry-ed Cast Away, a serious Quizzle, a double underrated character(s), a proud Slytherin, and a House-themed duo Marry/Boff/Kill. Here is your audio pudding... PS! There's a companion of all things we referenced on our Patreon!