On this episode, we dive into current events regarding the great American admissions swindle and discuss how meritocracy is a scam, job interviews are a scam, jobs training is a scam, legacy admissions are a scam, networking is a scam, and sports scholarships are a scam. Also, you're all a bunch of phonies and Holden Caulfield was right. Is this how you do episode descriptions? Guys, I'm tired but i finally finished editing the podcast so give me a break.