At the very moment of this episode's release, Caitlin and Alex are in each other's arms for a beautiful mother-son reunion. Caitlin decided to flunk her last two classes and Alex has exciting news concerning a popular fast-food chain. Other topics include: David Sadchovny transitioning into David Dadchovny, two celebrity feuds, an open letter to McDonalds from a famous actor/professional smug machine, and our very first Old Florida Man Yells At Cloud. GOD, DAD. YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING.