Kelso's a minute man, Eric's a duck, and we did not wake up in Russia this morning. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 3: "The Velvet Rope" -- in which Red goes job hunting, but we don't really care, Michael gets his Bowie on, three of our favorite friends learn that they aren't exactly cool enough to get into the club, the both of us cry over not getting enough Hyde and Jackie [not that they date or anything], and Cheyenne has a breakdown over The Walking Dead, for some reason. Yes, we're aware that has nothing to do with That 70's Show. But, you should know us by now and our penchant for wandering. Let's do this.

Oh, and we get really confused about how we've numbered the episodes -- our mistake.

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