In today's episode, we’re fixing ropes, knocking over saltshakers, and maybe buying a boat.

Your Jewish Week is produced weekly by Chabad.org; written & recorded by Rabbi Dovi Paltiel.

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Links and resources:

Why did Moshe break the tablets?

https://www.chabad.org/search/keyword_cdo/kid/2697/jewish/Breaking-of-the-Tablets.htm

When were the walls of Jerusalem breached?

https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/4800049/jewish/When-Were-the-Walls-of-Jerusalem-Breached.htm

Who was Apostomus, and why did he burn the Torah?

https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/5163575/jewish/Who-Was-Apostomus-Who-Burned-a-Torah-Scroll.htm

More on the Baal Shems: https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/3772388/jewish/What-does-Baal-Shem-Tov-mean.htm

A whole lot more on R’ Shlomo Karliner: https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/5501805/jewish/Rabbi-Shlomo-of-Karlin-17381792.htm

Chapters:

(00:00) Intro

(00:46) Shabbat Candle Lighting Time: Lebanon (not that one, the other one)

(01:27) Weekly Torah Portion: Pinchas

(04:50) Weekly Tanya: How to fix a rope

(06:01) Three Chapter Rambam: We’re finally done saying “tithe” (for real!)

(07:57) One Chapter Rambam: Wanna buy a boat? We should buy a boat!

(09:01 ) Sunday: Smashin’ tablets and taking names

(13:19) Monday: Ezekiel bread and Candi-land

(15:47) Wednesday: How much is an “eggful?”

(17:37) Thursday: Reality benders

(18:04) Friday: Tough guys knock over salt shakers, it’s like a known thing

(19:56) Shabbat: Hang ‘em on a pole!