We have your Steven Seagal Ridicule Porn here in this episode. We will be ridiculing his greasy-ponytailness himself, along with rants about Vladimir Putin and Oliver Stone. We also talk about Excel Pivot Tables. The first three episodes of Steven Seagal Lawman are also discussed ad infinitum. We have a tangent about scotch and cigar bars too. It's all here.

The Drink:
Steven Seagal's Cherry Chi (Inspired by Steven Seagal's Thunder Bolt Energy Drink)

2 oz Absolut Citron
1 oz Maraschino Liqueur
3/4 oz Chambord
1/2 oz Cointreau
1/2 oz Lime Juice

References and Notes:
Yes, we are aware of Tom Segura's bit about Steven Seagal.
Steven Seagal Thunder Bolt Ad
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret
Sniper: Special Ops
Aikido
China Salesman
Excel Pivot Tables
John Leguizamo Story
Oliver Stone's The Putin Interviews
Steven Seagal Lawman
Rumble in the Bronx
Jackie Chan in The Foreigner
On Deadly Gound
Gene LeBell makes Steven Seagal shit his pants.

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @BCBoozecast or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2. We are on TikTok as bicoastal_boozecast_pod

Find excerpts on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3YkD89dRCIih82ExBd3PkA

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw