You never want to hear this, but superheroes aren’t real. They don’t wear spandex or capes and don’t have x-ray vision. Because if they did… they would wear a raincoat and get a little freaked out over a glass of water. This week we watch Bruce Willis bench press 350lb and have a tummy ache at the pool. Also, if you’re wondering if there is a twist, dude, it’s M. Night Shyamalan.